Toothache

Olive: I don't know what is happening to me... I feel like my whole mouth is about to drop off

Alvin: Don't be ridiculous, Olive

Olive: It's true, I am in so much pain. My teeth are so sore. It won't stop hurting me. The only way I can stop it from hurting is to bite things.

Alvin: Here we go. Is that why you had a mouth full of my fur before?

Olive: It's true. And when we were in puppy class, for the last 2 weeks, 2 different dogs have had teeth falling out.

Alvin: You're lying

Olive: I'm not, honestly. Their mummies picked up their teeth off the floor and put them in a bag to take home with them and I heard the big master mummy say that most dogs lose their teeth and swallow them.

Alvin: Ewww...

Olive: I know. What do I do, brother? My whole mouth feels like it's on fire

Alvin: Eww...

Olive: Alvin, help me

Alvin: Ewww....

Olive: All that I can do is keep biting. It makes it feel better. The best thing to bite is mummy's hands and ankles, but to be honest, the chair legs are quite good too. Mummy and daddy have given me loads of chew toys but they're not really good enough.

Alvin: Hate to say this Sis, but you have been panting loads recently too

Olive: I have?

Alvin: Yes, I never noticed before

Olive: What does that mean then?

Alvin: Oh nothing

Olive: What?

Alvin: You'd rather not know

Olive: Tell me

Alvin: Ok but only cos I care. It means all your teeth are gonna fall out

Olive Aaarrggghhhh!!!